It was late last night. The sun had long ago set in the sky. Corey sat at his computer, and all of a sudden it came to him. His deviantArt account was horribly out of date. Not only had he not uploaded new stuff in a long time, he could no longer relate with the things he had uploaded so long ago.
He wondered if simply updating it would solve the problem, but realized that it was not going to fix anything. Burying old pieces of 'art' with newer works would only be a temporary fix. Browsing his gallery would still make him cringe.
So he decided to abandon the account. Just close up shop, board up the windows and throw the keys in the nearest ravine.
But all was not lost, he decided to open a new account, located conveniently just across the street!


Thanks guys for all the support and comments over the years,

Corey Taylor